KPD: Males (and woman) in masks couldn’t find mobile, but later found themselves in South Kearny

On Aug. 9 at 11:36 a.m., Officer Mat Lopez and several back-up officers (including yours truly)…

KPD: Leon-Leon arrested arrested for crashing his car into several parked cars cars

On July 23 at 4:27 a.m., Officer Jose Castillo was dispatched to a car crash at…

Kearny man screamed to get into apartment he was barred from entering, then didn’t want to be arrested: KPD

Here’s this week’s blotter.

KPD: Jack didn’t pay Jill enough for the beer, so Jill hit Jack with one of the bottles

On July 13 at 1:27 a.m., Officers Mariana Figueiredo and Bismark Karikari were dispatched to a…

KPD: Dad wanted Deer Park, but son bought Poland Spring, so he threw a sledgehammer at his boy after he got hit with a dustpan

Both men were arrested, but one was sent to the County.

KPD: Shoplifter wasn’t overweight, he was just wearing 9 pairs of pants & shorts on a warm summer day

On June 26 at 2:28 p.m., Officer Kevin Carvalho was dispatched to ShopRite for a report…

BLOTTER — KPD: Officers Tom Collins and John Donovan arrest woman allegedly who punched her guy

Another busy week for the Kearny PD ...

KPD: Ex, fresh out of rehab, finds beau in bed with another woman, steals his cash and Xanax

This week's blotter.

KPD Blotter: Det. Andrews pulls car without sticker over, find massive amounts of drugs & ammo

On June 1 at 12:15 p.m., Det. Mike Andrews saw a Cadillac sedan with no inspection…

BLOTTER — KPD: Things got medieval at copless Dunkin’

On May 19 at 6:36 p.m., Officer Nick Funk and several backup officers were dispatched to…

KPD: Couple unaware whether they could slap each other’s butts

An argument ensued with a couple over whether their dating status entitled them to spanking privileges.

KPD: Where’d that pallet of pot come from?

Officer Ekladious learned from a freight forwarding company they had received a trailer containing a pallet…

KPD: Gennadii Meschcheriakov wouldn’t move his truck, & hit man with mallet, so we arrested him

A look at some of the last week's crimes in Kearny ...

KPD: Teens involved in bloody fight near Dunkin, several arrested

On March 10 at 3:46 p.m., Officers Jason Rodrigues, John Donovan, Det. Kyle Plaugic and Sgt.…

KPD: Erratic driver nabbed, charged with drunken driving

On March 4 at 4:10 p.m., police dispatch broadcast details of a call they received concerning…